You sees me up church on a Sunday morning
But, oh son, you had your final warning

If you fuks with us, or play dirty tricks
We'll smash in your faces with punches and kicks
It's a dark time and it's getting fukin' darker
If you sees us then you better scarper

When the sun's gone down, if we catch you outside
You're gonna end up hospitalized
Like Blind Date or Surprise Surprise
I look like Cilla Black, wearing a disguise

I like Anne Robinson gettin' fuked in the eyes
We can get to you in many ways
The streets are straight, but they looks like a maze
You know what'll happen if you don't pays

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I'm from Duffryn, fukin' no bufflin'
No fukin' fufflin', I'm from Duffryn
I'm from Duffryn, fukin' no bufflin'
No fukin' fufflin', I'm from Duffryn

(I knows you fukin' done over the Spar, so gimme the money, and a box of rizla while you're at it, or i'll fukin' batter you)

If you don't pay me, you better be expecting
A visit from the DVS, debt collecting
Feeding me bullshit, I'm detecting
I'll cut you up, human dissecting

We know that you've been tellin' lies
That stoled VCR didn't come from our suppliers
You know I thought we'd reached an agreement
Don't mess with us, you'll get good treatment

I saw you selling six cans of lager
To little kids in front of their father
Now, I don't mind, but slide me my cut
Nice relation needed, you know that you're fuked

We've been placed in charge to keep the peace
No one can touch us, not even the police
Duffryn Vigilante Squad, it ain't nothin' funny
Looking after you if you gives us the money

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I'm from Duffryn, fukin' no bufflin'
No fukin' bufflin', I'm from Duffryn
I'm from Duffryn, fukin' no bufflin'
No fukin' bufflin', I'm from Duffryn

(I know you're committing benefit fraud, so if you don't give me the cut, then i'm gonna fukin' knock you out, alright?)

I caught you selling fags and now your face is in a mess
Cos I know you never got them off the DVS
Roaming the streets with the sharp end of the scissors
Cleaning the streets and taking no prisoners

We're Duffryn Vigilante Squad members
Fukin' up old faggots and benders
Makin' them think about what they're doing
Cos it's not natural, so they'll get a shoe-in

Sandpiper Way and Kingfisher Drive
Don't leave the house without a knife
Watch out joy-riders, we got a stinger
You'll get ass raped if you fuks a minger

I don't give a fuk if you're stealin' pensions
Workin' on the fiddle, doing extensions
I wants my cut and i makes no exceptions
If it's in Duffryn, you better fukin' mention......it, to me.....cos I wanna know

Chorus -
I'm from Duffryn, fukin' no bufflin'
No fukin' bufflin', I'm from Duffryn
I'm from Duffryn, fukin' no bufflin'
No fukin' bufflin', I'm from Duffryn

(I knows your mother's got a part time job down the doctors surgery like, so fukin' swipe me a pad of fukin' prescription forms, you cl*t)

We chills in a portacabin in Tredegar Park
Wait for nightfall, we comes out cos it's dark
We gets tooled up with a gun and a crossbow
Make intimidation heavy, like in Moscow

Or some other place behind the Iron Curtain
If you sells drugs, you knows you're certain
You get chained up and tortured with electrodes
Plyer to your nipples and both big toes

Chorus -
I'm from Duffryn, fukin' no bufflin'
No fukin' bufflin', I'm from Duffryn
I'm from Duffryn, fukin' no bufflin'
No fukin' bufflin', I'm from Duffryn

Chorus -
I'm from Duffryn, fukin' no bufflin'
No fukin' bufflin', I'm from Duffryn
I'm from Duffryn, fukin' no bufflin'
No fukin' bufflin', I'm from Duffryn